Wednesday, April 21, 2004 -
THE AFLAC DUCK
I woke up this morning from the following dream.
The Aflac duck called the police to report a robbery.
Police: Police, how can we help you?
Duck: I’ve been robbed.
Police: Tell us what happened.
Duck: A man took my money.
Police: Did he steal your wallet?
Duck: No, I was sucking on 15 cents while we were talking. We were laughing and he slapped me on the back and I swallowed it.
Police: What do you want us to do?
Pause, then a hiccup
Duck: never mind, I found it.