• Satan in Church‏

From:	Sherilyn Kent (skent@utah.gov)
Sent:	Mon 12/31/12 8:42 AM

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied,

'Been married to your sister for 48 years. '

MASS KILLERS

I was listening to a talk show on KSL. It was the Doug Wright Show but there was a guest host. I don’t know who he was. I came in, in the middle of the broadcast. He was talking about these killings. Then he quoted an expert. I don’t remember his name or credentials but he had the following information that “every” person who does these mass shootings. There was a study done. They even interviewed at least one killer that didn’t kill himself. And they learned the following:

1.       None of the killers were loners but they were all failed joiners…i.e. they tried to be accepted but were constantly rejected.

2.       It was not spontaneous but was well thought out and planned out.

3.       They all gave warning signs, things they said etc.

4.       They all had a mental illness…no exception

5.       There was probably more but this is what I remembered.