NO KISSING PARTY

I picked Bailey and Jayden up after school. As usual they came out late giggling and chasing each other, smacking each other with their backpacks etc.

When she got in the car, Bailey giggled and said, "Grandpa, I told Desmond that you tease me about kissing Isaac and Cameron and how I hit you in the arm and make it black and blue, he, he, he"

"So tell me about Desmond. Is he a good kisser?"

"NO, he's a Mexican!" (Whatever difference that makes. He looked like a nice kid.)

I knew I was in for an arm beating for asking if he was a good kisser and I got.

We were driving now.

"Grandpa, there he is, roll down your window."

"Hi Desmond!"

I followed with a hi Desmond of my own and I added, "Bailey loves you"!

I didn't say it loud enough for him to hear me but she shrieked and of course I got another arm beating.

I deserved it.