NUTTEN’ MUCH

Jim is at a party.

Judy is getting a haircut so I am on my own for dinner.

I fried up some old-leftover mushrooms then poured some leftover pizza sauce on them.

Uh; no big deal, so I decided to go to Burger King for a Wopper Jr. with extra onion and extra pickles.

As I was driving by it, I saw the Arctic Circle and decided to drop in there instead.

I ordered a pastrami burger, drink and tatter tots and sat down to eat.

There were three teenage girls at the next table. With a big grin, one of them put one fist on her other hand indicating she wanted to play paper rock scissors.

She first tried to engage the girls behind the counter in a game to no avail. Finally she turned to me. I took the hint and played a game with her.

I won.

She said, "I want a rematch."

I said "OK!" She won this time.

As they got up to leave, she said to me, "You're my new best friend."

I told her she is my best friend too.