Friday, February 17, 2012

OK?

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW
IT'S WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WHO YOU KNOW

Thursday, February 02, 2012

THE POOL

Wednesday, February 01, 2012
I walked for two hours in the pool at the Legacy Center in Lehi for two hours expecting Bailey to show up for swim team at four. She never showed. I found out later that she and Jayden had a science fair at school.
When I had about twenty minutes to go, one of two girls about 10-12 said hey/hi to get my attention. She smiled and then started splashing me with water. Soon her friend joined in. the one asked me my name. I said “Fred, what’s yours?” She said “Bob.” I asked her friend her name. She said, “Bill.” After a while a friend came along; a boy. I said “What’s his name, Susie?” They said yes.
They chased me until it was time for me to leave.

Funny kids.


Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Whatever

Definition,
Midwife:

The wife between your first wife and your trophy wife!