Saturday, May 05, 2012

Today's Joke

A husband got in big trouble after forgetting his wedding anniversary. His wife gave him an ultimatum: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
The next morning the man woke his wife, and urged her to look out the window at the driveway. She did and let out a scream when she saw what he bought her ... a bathroom scale.